charleytimelord:

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

what do you call a zombie that runs really fast

a zoombie

and a zombie who flies around and collects honey is a 
zombee ? 

(Source: pemsylvania, via pinkteabagarhut)

troyesivan:

aaropostle:

Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.

image

forever reblog

(Source: , via shitlemon)

a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove past me

slimmof112:

I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god

(Source: illmont, via hitmeupscotty)